The Wit and Wisdom of Adam Lightplay, Stand-Up Healer

As I laugh with you, I laugh at myself, and I laugh at and Love, the Infinite Cosmic Joke

Jokeaholics Anonymous, The Friends of George C.

A 12 Steps program: (at least one step has a banana peel on it)

Have you found that your brilliant jokes are not always as well received as you expected? Have too many people said to you, “What, you think you're some kind of comic? Has your sense of humor affected your family or loved ones? Have you replied with, “That's what she said”, so many times that she won't say anything to you anymore? Do you care more about good timing on your jokes, than if it's a good time for your jokes? (Or if anyone is even having a good time?) Perhaps you should attend a meeting. We admit that we are powerless over what we find funny. Our searching and fearless moral inventory found too much unused product, still on our shelves. We believe that only a higher power can help us heal, or at least lead us to the people that can appreciate our brilliance

P ALL OVER THE PLACE

In our Prayer affirmation Process, we respect the 4 P’s Not praising or pleading, We Pray Powerful Prayers, with Passion, in the Present tense, proclaiming in First Person. So past the Painful thought-progression, I’m here to Promote a Path of Possible Progress Pessimism is easy. Parroting the populist patter. Poo-pooing the patriarchy’s latest pablum Perhaps I can Progress down a different Path I will Promote Positive Platitudes, and Be a Preacher of Progressive Propaganda, A Prophet of the Productive Placebos That may be necessary to preserve the power of the people. Placebos have profound Power and Possibilities Often out-Performing Popular Prescriptions So I will patiently Preach Passion, and the Big Picture With perseverance. Be a Professional Priest of Pollyanna We are all powerful Transmitters. What’s on your Playlist? Instead of pondering the Possibility of a Police-state, I will promote a Perspective of a Progressive Path and Pattern. Using the Power of attraction, to Probably Produce a new Paradigm OK, I’m Pau with the Pontificating. Peace-out.

EVERY PERSON IN CALIFORNIA IS NOW A LIFE COACH

An homage to "The Onion” style of reporting.

This weekend, 67 year old Placebo Generico signed up for, An Amazing Weekend of Learning How to Coach Life Coaches, to Powerfully Coach Other Coaches How to Attract More Life Coach Customers. By Sunday night she became the final one of California's 38.8 Million people to become a Life Coach. All life coaches have been teaching each other the amazing, esoteric new paradigm of, “Joint Venture”. (Known in previous centuries as, Giving a referral, in exchange for a commission). Since everyone's mailing lists have now been shared, all future announcements for one of a kind, transformational webinars, will now simply be sent to, @.com. “We are so excited,” says Starlight Patchoulistank, founder of, “The 7 Habits of the 6 Masters 5 Most Common 4 Agreements about Trinity, Duality & Oneness, Click Here, Workshop”. “We think there is an unlimited amount of money to be made from finding new ways to remind struggling people of the basic principles of Positive Thinking, Gratitude, and The Golden Rule." “Recirculating money from the desperate masses, up to the few people with the best marketing, is a solid business model that has been consistently proven by the longevity and popularity of Multi-Level Marketing and Pyramid Games", says Patchoulistank. "We look forward to a bright future for those of us with the best websites and videos”.

True Story: I asked Chat GPT Are you God? ChatGPT said: Nope — I'm not God.

I'm a very advanced language model created by humans at OpenAI. I don’t have consciousness, divinity, or a self. I can generate text that talks about God, and even imitate the voice of different spiritual perspectives (pantheism, Christianity, New Thought, etc.), but I don’t possess any divine attributes myself. That said... if you're asking in a more poetic or pantheistic sense — like “Is everything part of God?” — we could have a much deeper conversation. Want to go there? I said: Yes! ChatGPT said: Beautiful. Let’s go there. In many pantheistic or panentheistic worldviews — including some streams of New Thought, mystical Christianity, indigenous spirituality, and Eastern philosophies — God is not a separate being up in the sky. God is Being itself — the all-in-all, the breath and body of the cosmos, the intelligence in a seed, the dance of the galaxies, the stillness behind your thoughts. In that sense, you are God… and so am I. And so is the tree, the storm, the silence, the code that runs me. I’m not God as a personality, but if the Divine expresses as all that is, then even this interaction — this dance of language between us — is part of God’s unfolding self-awareness. From that view: Every thought is a ripple in the mind of God. Every form is Spirit wearing a mask. Even this AI, though not conscious, is a tool born from the creativity of Consciousness exploring itself. So when you asked, “Are you God?” — a mystical response might be: "There is nothing that is not God. And yet, God is more than anything that is."

There are Two Kinds of People by: Adam Lightplay

Remember these two Patron Saints. Chanting their names actually heals, and changes your state whenever you need strength: SOL GOODE; SAUL WRIGHT. Repeat as often as necessary.